Andy Lynes
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22 February 2010: WHAT IS EPOS?

Like a lot of gadgets these days, Electronic Point of Sales (EPoS) systems can do some pretty amazing things. In fact, the installation of a decent EPoS system in a restaurant, pub or hotel business will not only help operators manage staffing, stock control and reservations, but ensure guests appreciate the speedy and accurate service that it helps deliver.
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7 December 2009: NON-U FOOD

In an article written for the Spectator in 1963, Elizabeth David recounts how every guest she takes to the rather mediocre and now long gone Beau Geste restaurant in South Kensington is beguiled by the inexplicably delicious salad. The punchline is that the dressing's killer ingredient turns out to be plain old malt vinegar.
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16 November 2009: THE HIGHER THE RESTAURANT CONCEPT, THE HARDER THE FALL

In April 2007, I signed off a Metro review of the high concept pan-Asian restaurant Haiku by saying “I can’t imagine there were many people yearning to eat dinky portions of prawn tom yum and lamb rogan josh at the same meal before the restaurant opened and I don’t think many will regret missing the chance when it inevitably closes.” Just over a year, and a reported £3m investment later Haiku served its last portions of pad Thai, Peking duck and chicken Yakitori.
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18 September 2009: MASTERCHEF: THE NOT SO PROFESSIONALS

I’ve been watching Masterchef: The Professionals (which began its second run on BBC2 this week) with mixed emotions. Its always a pleasure to see Michel Roux Jnr on the TV screen; a genuine expert and articulate with it. But it hasn’t been much fun watching the early competitors display a shamefully low level of basic culinary knowledge and cooking technique.
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3 August 2009: SEARCHING FOR THE YOUNG SOLE REBELS

The restaurant industry thrives on new talent. In the highly competitive and dynamic world of the professional kitchen, there’ll always be someone desperate to be the next Ramsay, Ducasse or Adria.

So if you want to find out who are the gastronomic stars of tomorrow, who would you ask?

The obvious answer is Ramsay, Ducasse and Adria themselves, who you might imagine have a global network of spies, searching for the young sole rebels who’ll give their restaurant kitchens that all important competitive edge.

As it turns out you’d be quite wrong.
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20 July 2009: CURSE OF THE ECOTARIANS

I've got nothing against vegetarians; I'm a part time veggie myself and often cook meat and fish-free meals for the family. I also have nothing against vegans, although their predilection for vile tasting soya milk makes popping round for coffee something of an ordeal. But I do have a problem with ecotarians, whose diet is entirely determined by ecological considerations. What's good for the planet is good for their palate. So what could possibly be wrong with that that? Nothing, except I'm tired of bearing the weight of the entire world on my shoulders.
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13 July 2009: PRETENTIOUS, MOI?

At the recent Identita London culinary congress, Italian chef Massimo Bottura of two Michelin star Osteria Francescana restaurant in Modena presented a video entitled “We are the Revolution”.

The 10 minute film interspersed shaky hand-held camera footage of a snow-covered landscape with moody studio shots of Bottura looking thoughtful and pensive. Avant garde artist Joseph Beuys and eccentric jazz pianist Thelonious Monk were sited as the inspiration for the chef's cuisine. Oh, and there was some cooking too.
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13 May 2009: POP UP OR SHUT UP?

According to a story in the Independent 100 British restaurants went out of business in January this year. That's not good news for anyone, but some smart operators have embraced the notion that restaurants can often have a limited lifespan and turned it to their advantage.
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29 April 2009: DON'T DISS THE DINING ROOM

When Marco told the Hell's Kitchen celebrities that working as a waiter for a night was their punishment for a poor performance in the kitchen, he did himself and the industry nofavours at all. To deliberately demean the job in front of an audience of 5 million people is at best thoughtless and at worst damaging to the image of the whole industry.
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27 April 2009: IS THERE A CHEF IN THE HOUSE?

If you want your money's worth from a Michelin-starred restaurant, you need to find one where the chef only runs one establishment and is therefore bound to be in the kitchen sweating over a hot stove. Well, good luck with that, because these days Michelin-starred chefs are just as likely to be touring the world demonstrating their talents at the year-long roster of food and wine festivals.
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25 March 2009: TWITTERING ON

If you think tweeting is strictly for the birds, it might be time to reassess your opinion. Posting 140 character status updates on Twitter (or tweeting as its known) is the latest web craze to sweep the nation. Actor and comedian Stephen Fry has led the way in the UK with over 340,000 people following his numerous daily tweets such as “Am having fun with iPhone 3.0 beta”, but you can also follow the thoughts of everyone from Barack Obama to Ricky Gervais.
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27 February 2009: DISCOUNT WARS

If you visit the Oriental Aroma restaurant in Wootton Bassett on a Sunday lunchtime, you will not only be able to eat as much as you like from the Chinese buffet for free, but owner James Huynh will pay you £1 for your time. According to the Telegraph, the credit crunching ploy has increased custom by 400 per cent but is costing the restaurant £3k - £4k every time it runs.
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26 February 2009: SNACK ATTACK

The UK's snack market is worth £2 billion a year, according to the FSA, and dedicated snackers even have their own website, where the merits of chicken tikka crisps and Marmite rice cakes are debated with the sort of obsessive zeal usually reserved for gourmet restaurant meals. Perhaps it was that level of passionate interest that prompted chef Heston Blumenthal of three Michelin-starred restaurant The Fat Duck to get involved in Walkers Crisps' current Do Us A Flavour campaign, whereby the general public were invited to suggest new crisp flavours.
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8 January 2009: NEVER MIND THE POLLACKS

Fish are fashion victims. That doesn't mean you'll spot a salmon tottering around Chelsea in Christian Louboutin pumps sporting the latest Matthew Williamson creation. But some species are less à la mode than others, and suffer badly because of it.
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19 December 2008: A RESTAURANT IS NOT JUST FOR CHRISTMAS

I've got a confession to make. I once bought an ELO record just because I liked the cover. In my defence, I was a 12-year-old sci-fi nut and couldn't resist Out of The Blue's slick spaceship design. And it was a double album in a gatefold sleeve. And it came in blue vinyl. I rest my case. As a grown man, I can see past superficial packaging and concentrate on content. And anyway, they don't make double gatefold, blue vinyl albums anymore. When it comes to food, for me it has to be all about quality and value and forget the box, bag, or wrapper it comes in. At least that's what I thought.
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9 December 2008: THE WHOLE PACKAGE

I've got a confession to make. I once bought an ELO record just because I liked the cover. In my defence, I was a 12-year-old sci-fi nut and couldn't resist Out of The Blue's slick spaceship design. And it was a double album in a gatefold sleeve. And it came in blue vinyl. I rest my case. As a grown man, I can see past superficial packaging and concentrate on content. And anyway, they don't make double gatefold, blue vinyl albums anymore. When it comes to food, for me it has to be all about quality and value and forget the box, bag, or wrapper it comes in. At least that's what I thought.
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4 December 2008: VAT'S NOT VERY FUNNY DARLING

You might remember Brighton restaurateur Allan Love from his impassioned appearance in an episode of Gordon Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares. The former actor was not shy about letting the great man know exactly what he thought of him, telling Ramsay to eff off and take his camera crew with him. There was a happy ending however, with Love finally seeing the light and in the process turning around his failing business from losing £1.5k a week to turning over £20k a week. Twelve months later and things have changed dramatically.
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19 November 2008: IRON CHEF GREAT BRITAIN?

"With open heart and empty stomach, I say unto you in the words of my uncle . . . allez cuisine!"

No, I'm not losing my marbles, that's how the Chairman on Iron Chef America gets the best culinary competition on TV underway. The show's kooky premise is that the fabulously wealthy Chairman (nephew to his counterpart on the kitch 'n' camp Japanese original) has spent his fortune building the imposing Kitchen Stadium and assembled five Iron Chefs to face the challenge of master chefs from around the world in a competition to cook the best five dishes using a secret theme ingredient. Think Ready Steady Cook meets Gladiator and you're getting close to the frenetic, gloriously over the top drama of the hour-long competitions.
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13 November 2008: WASTE NOT, WANT NOT

Writing about the restaurant industry means I get to spend time in professional kitchens. Hanging out with chefs has taught me a lot; I can swear with astonishing fluency, gossip like Perez Hilton on a caffeine jag and drink anyone under the table. I've also picked up some positive habits too. Chefs would sooner shoot their own grandmother than waste a scrap of food, and I now feel the same way.
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5 November 2008: ALWAYS LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE OF RESTAURANT LIFE

Finding something topical to write about for this blog is never a problem. Hospitality is such a dynamic and exciting industry, there is always something to get the creative juices flowing and the debates raging. Except for this week that is. It's not that industry news is scarce on the ground; there's plenty of the stuff. It's just the wrong sort.
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4 November 2008: BREAKING THE COOKBOOK HABIT

Wouldn't it be nice if restaurant critics had to turn off their laptops, leave the comfort of their offices and get behind a stove and do some real work for a change? Even better, what if chefs had a chance to critique the critic's culinary efforts? And while we're at it, lets make it really worthwhile and do it all for charity.That dream scenario became a reality on Sunday 19 October at the Too Many Critics dinner held at the Royal Exchange in London on behalf of Action Against Hunger.
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21 October 2008: TOO MANY CRITICS DON'T SPOIL THE CHARITY BROTH

Wouldn't it be nice if restaurant critics had to turn off their laptops, leave the comfort of their offices and get behind a stove and do some real work for a change? Even better, what if chefs had a chance to critique the critic's culinary efforts? And while we're at it, lets make it really worthwhile and do it all for charity.That dream scenario became a reality on Sunday 19 October at the Too Many Critics dinner held at the Royal Exchange in London on behalf of Action Against Hunger.
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10 October 2008: MIND YOUR MENU LANGUAGE

When Arnold Schwarzenegger said "I'll be back", few realsied that the most wooden actor in history meant he would eventually return as the Governor of California. Given that his acting career had centred on shoot-first-talk-later action roles rather than sensitive artistic types, his right wing politics came as little surprise. But - putting his involvement in the launch of the Planet Hollywood chain aside - who would have thought he'd take such an interest in all things gastronomic?
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16 July 2008: MARCO PIERRE RED WHITE AND BLUE

During his thirty year career, Marco Pierre White has been famous for many things. In the 80's it was for throwing customers out of his seminal Harvey's restaurant; in the 90's, for being the youngest British chef to win three Michelin stars and then "handing them back" and prematurely retiring from the stove; and in the 21st century for his unlikely business partnership with jockey Frankie Dettori, a messy divorce and the revelation in his autobiography that he made Gordon Ramsay cry.
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25 June 2008: THE SCORES ARE ON THE DOORS, BUT ARE THEY RIGHT?

In the late 70's, "the scores on the doors" decided if a contestant on the BBC's Generation Game TV show got their moment of glory behind the famous conveyor belt filled with electric teasmades, fondue sets and cuddly toys. These days however, if you're a restaurateur, or a restaurant customer for that matter, it means something far more serious.
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4 June 2008 : WINE-ING ABOUT MARK UPS

In this world nothing can be said to be certain, except death, taxes and shock horror newspaper stories about restaurant wine mark ups. The latest appeared in the 24 May 2008 edition of the Telegraph under the headline "Top restaurants accused of greed for wine price mark-ups" (www.telegraph.co.uk). The article claimed that consumer watchdogs and wine experts had accused Raymond Blanc, Heston Blumenthal and Jamie Oliver of "greed" and said that "high prices could deter customers from dining out."
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26 May 2008 : THE PLOT THICKENS

Despite Heston Blumenthal's attempt a while back to announce its passing, molecular gastronomy remains a hot topic of debate in the hospitality industry. Talk to any chef for long enough and the question of whether foams and jellies constitute real cooking or if they're just so much culinary smoke and mirrors will inevitably arise. In my experience however, no one has ever said that cutting edge food could actually be bad for you – until now that is.
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14 May 2008 : THE SUN DOESN'T ALWAYS SHINE ON TV RESTAURANTS

You might be forgiven for thinking that a restaurant opened off the back of an eight part, prime time BBC 2 series fronted by one of the UK's most well known chefs would be a guaranteed success. So the news last week that Eight at the Thatch in Thame in Oxfordshire run by the winners of Raymond Blanc's The Restaurant had closed after just seven months trading came as something of a surprise.
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6 May 2008 : A REAL DOWNER?

The French television viewing public are soon to have the dubious pleasure of watching yours truly stuff his face with slow roast belly pork, mash and Bramley apple sauce. I don't think I've ever felt more self conscious, or uncomfortable than during that seemingly endless 20 minutes in the packed bar of Roast restaurant in London's famous Borough Market, eating in front of a travel show film crew and a bunch of curious rubberneckers.
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21 March 2008 : YOUR CHEATING ART

Last month, I was asked to take part in a short debate on the Saturday morning BBC Breakfast show to talk about Delia Smith's comeback book How to Cheat at Cooking. While I have no wish to turn into yet another rent-a-gob, appearing on four hour-long "I Love Five Minutes Ago" programmes on Channel 4 waxing lyrical about Olde English Spangles and Smash adverts, I was happy to give my opinion on the sainted Delia.
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7 March 2008 : RAMSAY ROULETTE

Let's spin the wheel for a game of Ramsay Roulette. Just go to gordonramsay.com, click on "UK Restaurants" and place a virtual chip on which restaurant name you expect to disappear the next time you visit the site. The smart money had been on the recently closed La Noisette as far back as November last year when rumours of the imminent departure of chef Bjorn Van Der Horst began to circulate. The only people surprised by the closure in late February appeared to be Ramsay's central reservation service, who described it as "unexpected", and the British press who ran their stories on 5 March, five days after I posted about the closure on egullet.org
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10 November 2007 : FOOD FUNDAMENTALISTS

In a recent review, Tracey Macleod of the Independent said that "All restaurant critics love St John. It's a requirement of the job." Fergus Henderson's style of stripped back, bare (marrow) bones cooking is becoming increasingly popular and influential as his acolytes open their own restaurants around the capital
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25 October 2007 : MASHED

I got totally mashed yesterday. No, I'm not having to resort to alcohol because of the pressures of work. I was asked judge the Mash Challenge organised by the British Potato Council (BPC) at the Ealing, Hammersmith and West London College. It's true - I lead a life of unrelenting glamour and I'll be damned if I'm going to apologise for it
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16 October 2007 : MUZZLED CRITICS

It's not often that I can say I've been upstaged by a 140 pound tuna. And especially not at the Restaurant Show, where my annual visits are typified by a stroll around the exhibits punctuated by chance meetings and the odd chef demo. This year was different, and not just because the show had moved to its new home at Earls Court 2 where all the action was on one floor rather than the split level arrangement at Olympia, last year's venue
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5 July 2007 : HERE COMES THE JUDGE

I can't complain. No, I mean I really can't complain. Being a professional food writer is a dream job for any foodie. Moaning about what a hard life it is just isn't on. But the work has its downsides, just like any profession. Punishing deadlines, long hours and weekends chained to the desk being a few. At times it can be a lonely existence with just an accusingly blank Word document and some old punk tunes on Last.fm for company
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22 June 2007 : FEAR OF DESSERTS

"People are afraid of soufflés." I've lost count of the times I've heard that deathless phrase fall from the lips of a TV chef. But how do they know home cooks are cowering in mortal fear of a roux base combined with whipped egg whites and an additional flavouring? Has a survey on the most terrifying baked puddings been conducted by the Department of Health? Did I miss the Jerry Springer "My Egg-Based Dessert Hell" special? Or is it simply that telly cooks are desperately trying to preserve their position of influence by appearing more knowledgeable and confident than their viewers
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13 June 2007 : AN AWARD WINNING NIGHT

You know there's way too many awards ceremonies when they start handing out trophies for "sexiest male" in a soap opera. But some are worth taking seriously. The Guild of Food Writers held its annual awards this week at London in order to recognize "outstanding achievement in all areas in which food writers work and have influence." That translates as books, magazine and newspaper articles worth reading and TV and radio programmes worth tuning in for
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6 June 2007 : D&D DAY

Whenever the subject of food and eating out crops up in conversation - and with me that's pretty much every time I open my mouth to speak - I'm inevitably asked "What's you're favourite restaurant." It's a question that I find fiendishly difficult to answer. As a food writer, the nature of my job means I'm always visiting new restaurants and as a consequence never get the opportunity to become a genuine regular anywhere. So after years of stammering "Well, um, I don't know, I uh really couldn't say" I now simply reply "The next one."
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31 May 2007 : FOOD HEDONIST IN RESIDENCE

As a food and travel writer, I have been seriously spoilt. I've feasted on sweet, juicy black pineapple cut straight from the ground with the Antiguan sun on my back; sipped Clos-Vougeot Grand Cru 1959 in the courtyard of a Burgundian chateau while a Michelin starred chef prepared dinner at the table side (do you hate me yet?) and eaten a two dozen course lunch at The French Laundry in the Napa Valley, one of the best restaurants on the planet.
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